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-## Hi there 👋
+<p align="center">
+  <a href="https://github.com/justinoros">
+    <img src="https://capsule-render.vercel.app/api?type=transparent&fontColor=2ea043&fontSize=54&height=90&width=474&text=Hello%20world!" alt="Hello world!" />
+  </a>
+</p>
 
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+### 🚀 About Me
 
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+I make computers do things their developers never intended.  
+SysAdmin / DevOps tinkerer focused on automation, reverse engineering, game mods, and adding functionality to systems that don’t officially support it.  
+If it has an API, config file, undocumented feature, or weird workaround… I’m probably going to mess with it. 😈
+
+🔭 &nbsp;I'm currently working on **Automation projects, home-lab infrastructure, and finding ways to make hardware and software do things they weren’t originally designed to do.**  
+🌱 &nbsp;I'm currently learning **More Python, Linux, Docker, APIs, and whatever interesting problem I happen to fall into next.**  
+⚡ &nbsp;Fun fact: **A family friend gave me my first i286 PC before the Internet was really a thing, and I’ve been breaking, fixing, and modifying computers ever since.**
+
+### 🔗 Connect With Me
+
+<p align="left">
+  <a href="http://linkedin.com/in/justinoros"><img src="https://img.shields.io/badge/LinkedIn-0A66C2?style=for-the-badge&logo=linkedin&logoColor=white" alt="LinkedIn" /></a>
+</p>
+
+### 📊 GitHub Stats
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+  <img height="165" src="https://github-readme-stats-five-sigma-99.vercel.app/api?username=justinoros&show_icons=true&theme=tokyonight&title_color=2ea043&icon_color=2ea043&hide_border=true&bg_color=00000000&count_private=true" alt="stats" />
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+
+### 📈 Contribution Graph
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+<p align="center">
+  <img width="100%" src="https://github-readme-activity-graph-gold-gamma.vercel.app/graph?username=justinoros&bg_color=00000000&color=2ea043&line=2ea043&point=c9d1d9&area=true&hide_border=true" alt="activity graph" />
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+<p align="center"><i>⭐️ From <a href="https://github.com/justinoros">justinoros</a></i></p>